Books that could have been written:
Spend less time checking social media and do something!
The human race could have solved all of their problems in the lost productivity that has elapsed since social media became popular.
Here are photos of our doggies. They are super cute, you should see their page, and admire them from afar.
Here is my Mercury retrograde page. It is still beta, so test it out. Should show the current status of Mercury Retrogrades.
Here is the page about the artist Ctopher Thomas. If you are really adventurous you can read the long version. There is some clever use of PHP on this page. Check it