Sanity Checking For Modern World
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1. What is the name of your species?
Please choose an option
Homo Sapiens
Ovis aries
Primal Human
Felidae
Never Human
2. Do you listen to classical music?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
3. What shape does the red dots in the picture form?
Please choose an option
A Bat
The Number Eight
A Random Selection
A Three Dimensional Box
Null - No shape
4. Are you more than a warm body with a clean face?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
5. You go to Walmart, outside you see a man with no shoes, what do you do?
Please choose an option
Continue Shopping
Pretend He isn't there
Ask what size shoe he wears and buy him a pair
Call Security
Give him $20 bucks
6. Do you know yourself very well?
Please choose an option
Yes
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
7. How often do you write in a journal?
Please choose an option
Often
On weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
8. Do you watch much Television?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
9. Are you competent to do almost anything?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
10. Are you listening to music often?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
11. Do you take care of your belongings?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
12. Do you have old friends that have stuck by you for many years?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
13. Do you have any ideas that you tend to on a regular basis?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
14. Are you creative?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
15. Can you solve problems without loosing your temper?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
16. Are you patient?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
17. Do you have self mastery?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
18. Are you kind?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
19. Do you have more than two skills at something technical?
Please choose an option
Yes
No
20. Did you answer all the questions honestly?
Please choose an option
Yes
Rarely / Never
21. Are you using your mind more than 50% of the time?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
22. Are you always trying to do better?
Please choose an option
Yes
Yes - on weekends
Sometimes
Seldom
Rarely / Never
23. What happens 24 times a day and only lasts a minute?
Please choose an option
Time
A TV Set turning on
Using my brain
A Dream
When Monkeys Fly
Submit